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Re: NEXUS members
DonkeyflopsDonkeyflops 15 Aug 2009 17:12
in discussion Hellmoo / Jobs » NEXUS members

then put me down as Scav good sir.

Re: NEXUS members by DonkeyflopsDonkeyflops, 15 Aug 2009 17:12
Re: NEXUS members
KilmsleyKilmsley 08 Aug 2009 20:03
in discussion Hellmoo / Jobs » NEXUS members
there is no subcategory "Pirate" =
Re: NEXUS members by KilmsleyKilmsley, 08 Aug 2009 20:03
Re: Portal Gun
userpayuserpay 08 Aug 2009 03:32
in discussion Hidden / Deleted threads » Portal Gun

Okay did an inventory of what we have at hq and i have counted currently

2 class III lasers
1 firing pin assembly
1 electromagnetic dissipation assemblies
3 microprocessors
3 nanopacitors
4 diodes
1 superconductor ring
1 transistor
2 short length of copper wire

I'll keep an eye out for the rest. Some of this is in my possestion as I just bought them and haven't gotten them to hq due to connection issues.

Re: Portal Gun by userpayuserpay, 08 Aug 2009 03:32
Re: NEXUS members
DonkeyflopsDonkeyflops 07 Aug 2009 20:46
in discussion Hellmoo / Jobs » NEXUS members

Add Hamshake, Userday, and Nickm to subcategory "Pirate."

Re: NEXUS members by DonkeyflopsDonkeyflops, 07 Aug 2009 20:46
Portal Gun
DonkeyflopsDonkeyflops 07 Aug 2009 20:45
in discussion Hidden / Deleted threads » Portal Gun

schematic for a portalgun

2 - plutonium rods
5 - short lengths of copper wire
1 - advanced firing mechanism
1 - tesla generator assembly
2 - class III lasers
2 - small spools of q-adhesive micro-slicing fiber
1 - superconductor ring
1 - firing pin assembly
2 - electromagnetic dissipation assemblies
1 - brick of quick-mold plastic
1 - multi-chip module I
6 - microprocessors
4 - nanopacitors
4 - transistors
4 - diodes

Expertise in Science necessary

Portal Gun by DonkeyflopsDonkeyflops, 07 Aug 2009 20:45
Re: NEXUS members
hellkorhellkor 06 Aug 2009 03:05
in discussion Hellmoo / Jobs » NEXUS members

Add me to a new section "Travellers" :D

Re: NEXUS members by hellkorhellkor, 06 Aug 2009 03:05

Oh yes its very hard to beat how crappy my computer is unless you compare it to what most schools have for students to use, even then its close.

Re: Just so you guys know by userpayuserpay, 06 Aug 2009 02:51
NEXUS members
KilmsleyKilmsley 06 Aug 2009 01:17
in discussion Hellmoo / Jobs » NEXUS members

Crafters

Kilsmley
Echo
Userday

Medics

Echo
Kilsmley
Userday

Repair men

Kilsmley
Userday
Echo

Killers

Hellkor
Kilmsley

Trackers

Beorn
Kilsmley

Bombers

Echo

Lock Smiths

Hackers

Fishers

Scavengers

Temon

Travellers

HellKor


Post a reply in this section with what you can do and it will be added

NEXUS members by KilmsleyKilmsley, 06 Aug 2009 01:17
Shit i need
KilmsleyKilmsley 06 Aug 2009 01:10
in discussion Hellmoo / Crafters Corner » Shit i need

1 - thighbone
3 - rock leech hides
1 - length of springsteel

Shit i need by KilmsleyKilmsley, 06 Aug 2009 01:10
Re: Just so you guys know by DonkeyflopsDonkeyflops, 05 Aug 2009 23:00
Re: ggg
DonkeyflopsDonkeyflops 05 Aug 2009 23:00
in discussion Everything else / News » ggg

H

FUCK

Re: ggg by DonkeyflopsDonkeyflops, 05 Aug 2009 23:00

Corp Raids. Let's go places, do things, kill stuff, OUTDOOR RAIDING! some organization would be nice.

My computer really just is better than yours =P

Just so you guys know by KilmsleyKilmsley, 05 Aug 2009 19:52

If we do not know what you want, we cannot make it happen. So please, tell us what you would like to see implemented in our corp.

Research Simulators - Very expensive to buy so crafting is necessary. These items are high priority:

condenser coil
electromagnetic motor
liquid reservoir assembly
o-ring
short steel pipe
microprocessor
superconductor ring
class III laser
AI module
mass spectrometer
ceramic crucible
medical centrifuge

Re: Crafter's Corner by l0ltusl0ltus, 05 Aug 2009 04:12

schematic for a THC grenade

4 - bags of weed
1 - lighter (any kind)
1 - firing pin assembly
Making this would take good familiarity with craft.
In the upper right corner is a note: 'First discovered by Dr. Rade.'

It weighs about 100 grams. It is a electromechanical schematic. You think it might fetch about $2 on the market.

schematics for a firing activation system, aka schematics for a firing activation system, schematics, firing, activation, and system

Instructions for creating a device to serve as the fire control surfaces of an advanced weapon.

It tells you how to make a firing activation system with the following components:

1 - firearm trigger assembly
1 - ballast assembly
1 - flywheel assembly
1 - brick of quick-mold plastic
2 - servomotors
4 - microprocessors

schematics for an AI cluster module, aka schematics for an AI cluster module, AI cluster module schematics, AI schematics, and cluster module schematics

A print-out describing how to butcher an alien AI module and combine it with human technology to create a processing module superior to any other processor its size, but able to be maintained with earth technology. If this doesn't get the men in black after you, nothing will.

It tells you how to make an AI cluster module with the following components:

1 - AI module
2 - microprocessors
1 - circuit board
6 - capacitors
4 - resistors
4 - gold wires
4 - ferrule fuses
1 - bottle of PCB
1 - alkatek DNI

schematic for a magspike, aka schematic for a magspike, schematic for magspike, and magspike schematic

(No description set.)

It tells you how to make a magspike with the following components:

1 - rusty metal spike
1 - electromagnetic motor

schematics for a heat dissipation assembly, aka schematics for a heat dissipation assembly, schematics, heat, dissipation, and assembly

A set of basic documents for creating a heat dissipation system for a mechanical device.

It tells you how to make a heat dissipation assembly with the following components:

1 - rusted radiator
4 - o-rings
2 - plastic tubings
1 - liquid reservoir assembly

schematic for a multi-chip module II, aka schematic for a multi-chip module II

A printout of a schematic detailing how to hand-build a complex multi-chip processor module for use in compatible computer systems.

It tells you how to make a multi-chip module II with the following components:

2 - circuit boards
12 - microprocessors
20 - resistors
10 - capacitors
2 - nanopacitors

schematics for heat-resistant metal, aka schematics for heat-resistant metal, schematics, heat, resistant, and metal

A diagram showing how best to use some heat-resistant materials to create a machine's skeleton.

It tells you how to make a heat-resistant metal with the following components:

2 - ceramic plates
2 - steel rods
1 - long steel pipe
4 - titanium bars

pattern for forming a disruptor body, aka pattern for forming a disruptor body and pattern for forming a disruptor body

A orange piece of paper, it show a fantastical gun that could disrupt someone and make them explode, signed "Nikola Tesla, Age 12". On the back, it seems someone was struck by this idea and immediately drew up plans for the body of such a weapon.

It tells you how to make a disruptor body with the following components:

2 - ceramic plates
3 - bottles of PCB
1 - brick of quick-mold plastic
1 - broken LCD

schematic for a blacklash, aka schematic for a blacklash

A schematic detailing the manufacture of a very advanced whip.

It tells you how to make a blacklash with the following components:

3 - bat wings
2 - titanium bars
2 - vines
1 - monowire serrator
1 - ceramic plate
1 - length of rusty razor ribbon

schematics for an energy array, aka schematics for an energy array and schematics for an energy array

A complex drawing lies on a piece of blueprint, detailing how to make energy go through an array to focus it, convert it, and run it through a disru… You can't read the rest of the writing, due to a stain from what seems to be moonshine.

It tells you how to make an energy array with the following components:

2 - class III lasers
3 - superconductor rings
2 - relays
1 - transformer

schematic for an electromag inductor, aka schematic for an electromag inductor and schematic for electromag inductor

(No description set.)

It tells you how to make an electromag inductor with the following components:
1 - brick of quick-mold plastic
1 - electromagnetic motor
1 - superconductor ring
1 - electromagnetic dissipation assembly

schematic for a pipe bomb, aka schematic for a pipe bomb

A list of detailed plans for wiring up a pipe bomb with an electronic detonator. 'FOR ENTERTAINMENT USE ONLY' is prominently printed on top.

It tells you how to make a pipe bomb with the following components:
1 - short steel pipe
2 - steel pipe caps
1 - bag of gunpowder
1 - detonator circuit

schematic for TrickrTreat door kit, aka schematic for TrickrTreat door kit

A complex electronic schematic showing how to make a TrickrTreat door bomb kit.

It tells you how to make a TrickrTreat door kit with the following components:
1 - landmine
2 - steel pipe caps
1 - relay
2 - capacitors

pattern for grinding optical lenses, aka pattern for grinding optical lenses, grinding, optical, lens, and optics

A diagram detailing how to grind quartz crystals into light-bending optics. Neat!

It tells you how to make a quartz lens with the following components:

1 - quartz crystal
1 - grindwheel

schematic for a pair of binoculars, aka schematic for a pair of binoculars, binoculars, and binocs

A complicated diagram.

It tells you how to make a pair of binoculars with the following components:
6 - quartz lenses
2 - bricks of quick-mold plastic
1 - short steel pipe
Making this would take some familiarity with craft.

schematics for an advanced pistol sight assembly, aka schematics for an advanced pistol sight assembly, schematics, advanced, pistol, sight, and assembly

Instructions for creating the sighting system for an advanced pistol weapon.

It tells you how to make an advanced pistol sight assembly with the following components:
1 - short steel pipe
2 - steel pipe caps
3 - diamonds

Re: Crafter's Corner by DonkeyflopsDonkeyflops, 05 Aug 2009 03:06

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Re: Crafter's Corner by userpayuserpay, 05 Aug 2009 02:58

How not to be killed by Kilmsley

  • Don't fucking piss him off
  • Don't jizz in his face
  • Don't steal his shit
  • Don't talk to him disrespectfully
  • Don't attempt to fondle/rape him.. He rapes you

Why is he such a dick?

Frankly because he can be.

You newbies are probably wondering,

"How the fuck do I make money around here? I keep getting killed by guys with pickaxes and raincoats."

I will tell you how.

This guide won't ever make you super rich, but it will help you scrounge up enough loot to be able to get better gear than a diaper and a smile.

1) Killing Orphans or "They're little rabid assholes"

Sister Agnes is a kind old broad. Unless you are a rabid fucking maniacal orphan. She will pay you $50 for every one of your frothing-at-the-mouth brethren you put to death. You can make up to $5000 this way.

2) Body Parts or "How I Chopped off This Penis"

In the orphanage, there is a butcher knife inside of the cabinet located in the kitchen. This an item I would recommend grabbing even if you are not planning to use blades.

Why?

Because you can butcher corpses to gain body parts, and doing so will bring up your scavenge skill 1 ip for every few times you butcher. At first you may just mutilate the corpse and gain nothing, but as your scavenge skill increases, so does the chance of not fucking up.

If you do in fact glean body parts from corpses, don't eat them you sick fuck, sell them to the cook at J&W. You will need to hop the counter to sell parts to homeboy.

Heres what you get.
Raw Meat $12
Dog Meat $7
Anything else $3

Now these prices are based on supply and demand.
If you sell a lot of the same thing, the price will decrease.

3) Scavenging for shit or "What does this ashtray do?."
Type search and you will, you guessed it, search for any hidden items. This could range from a Yoda doll to a solar cell. Certain areas are goldmines for finding shit just laying around.

To begin with, check the streets of Freedom City and the orphanage. You will mostly find junk, but Rome wasn't scavenged in a day now was it?

Another good place for beginners to scavenge is the crack mansion (cm). Yes, you heard me, the crack mansion. Apparently these chucklefucks are so smacked up that they lose all their shit constantly. That's bad for them, good for you.

You might say, "Now I have a metric fuckton of razor wire and metal spikes, what now?"
Sell it, asshole. Unfortunately everybody knows all that shit you picked up was in the gutter for a reason. They won't buy it. This is where Avram at Salvage Unlimited (SU ) comes in. He will take your not so ill gotten goods off of your hands.
This will help add to your "I keep fucking dying" fund.

The last recommended place to scavenge is the Sharpton Projects (Sh) in gangland. You will probably die though so use discretion.

Tips for scavenging

  • In a dangerous place, type look {direction} to see if you will be eaten if you go that way. If there is something there, be a good corporation member and don't fucking go there.
  • Type grind scavenge before you search. It will help build your scavenge skill.
  • You can often search the same square multiple times.
  • When you get the message that says "You can't find anything you can use" and it is not followed by the you get a nagging feeling SOMETHING is there", give up. You ain't gonna find your dick, let alone a hubcap.
  • You can appraise the stuff you find to potentially discover what it's worth. Like with any other skill, you have to use it to improve it. Appraise everything. People, items, furniture, whatever your little heart desires.
  • The blue message is for real. Stop trying. Come back in about 5 minutes.
  • Be creative, search everywhere you go. Even jail if you find your ass locked up. I found a revolver once. True story.

4) Contracts or "I watched The Professional!"

The best way to help yourself, and the corporation at large is to kill contract targets. To see what needs to die, type in "corp contracts". This will show you exactly what the payouts are for each contract that has been signed.

Don't cream yourself yet over the $125 payout for zombies, because all you're going to get is zombie rot, and the ire of which ever of our medical staff is on hand.

You will kill dogs and like it, fucker.

If there is not a contract avaliable for what you want to kill, ask one of the managers nicely to buy it. We're reimbursed for it so we don't give a shit as long as we have an open contract slot.

Well that's all for this edition.
This crack ain't gonna smoke itself.

Beginner's Guide to Gettin' Rich by T$BT$B, 04 Aug 2009 17:23
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